tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post6657313797970062884..comments2023-04-30T08:52:47.065-04:00Comments on Jocelyn's Corner: Missing: One tooth!Jocelyn Plumshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05481292770570771483noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-90174155773303778272009-07-15T21:56:15.781-04:002009-07-15T21:56:15.781-04:00hey tia. you get it. I know you do. Or you will. W...hey tia. you get it. I know you do. Or you will. Wanna know how I know. Cause I'm gonna give it to you. You need to let me nail you until I can work something up with Jocelyn. I don't even know what you look like. Just talk to me like you write here. I'll do the rest. If you are over 85. Or you are black with white eye shadow. Or white with black eye shadow. Or wear more than 5 earrings in one lobe. Forget all of what I have spoken of here.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09862446229963069562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-7472548872598598642009-07-15T21:16:54.676-04:002009-07-15T21:16:54.676-04:00OK I stumbled on this site about 30 minutes ago. J...OK I stumbled on this site about 30 minutes ago. Jocelyn may not become a staff write for jimmy kimmel<br />but she seems to yank the chain of about every tight assed yuppie piece of bitch slime that reads her stuff. Have we all had our sense of humor surgically removed. Or are all the foofed up turds of america really martians like the ones on mars attacks and Jocelyn will be the slim whitman that plays and makes your heads explode to save the world from the un american and communistic deviance that you would foist upon us all with your prius'sess prius'es with your priusi and your green friendly, small carbon feet printed on recycled douche nozzle plastic pointing your finger at the people who really make this country run and made it what it is today. Love the fucking tooth. Got the same exact one knocked out in county and I love to watch the kids of the psuedo wealthy squirm as I ssssssssss spit on the side walk in front of california pizza kitchen. Oh noooooo if you post this someone will say I am a bad man and that my trailer needs to be flipped over and that I am an animal. Well that one may be right. That mr yuppie man is why I am hitting that ass every day after you leave for work.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09862446229963069562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-28576404913878894872009-07-12T12:34:25.900-04:002009-07-12T12:34:25.900-04:00Who the hell are you? I am laughing so hard I thi...Who the hell are you? I am laughing so hard I think I may have peed a little on my chair! Thank you for some honest, trashy, humor.minkychttp://www.clarisphotography.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-87344746198019983132009-07-05T19:43:13.985-04:002009-07-05T19:43:13.985-04:00You are one evil, putrid, fuggly skank. That is a...You are one evil, putrid, fuggly skank. That is all.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-17739738343680555492009-07-05T18:58:04.652-04:002009-07-05T18:58:04.652-04:00you are hysterical...do you have any stories wit t...you are hysterical...do you have any stories wit the cops...mAYBE A MUGSHOT OR THREE?Gargantuan Clamneckhttp://www.funnymugshot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-84183565061795885292009-06-23T10:57:27.317-04:002009-06-23T10:57:27.317-04:00Hahahahaha, to whomever is reading this: Welcome t...Hahahahaha, to whomever is reading this: Welcome to America's asshole everyone. Free speech is wonderful, it lets normal, decent human beings laugh their asses off at the mentally dysfunctional ones who choose to speak up.<br /><br />Have fun being a failure at life Jocelyn.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-56885580187679058782009-06-21T03:52:33.665-04:002009-06-21T03:52:33.665-04:00Man ... all of my stereotypical thoughts about the...Man ... all of my stereotypical thoughts about the south come true when I read your hillbilly blog and your adventures! Thank you for doing so.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-90353382420291757502009-05-30T00:38:42.771-04:002009-05-30T00:38:42.771-04:00this is the funniest thing i've read in years. th...this is the funniest thing i've read in years. there should be a reward given outCreepydudenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-8649972733915495432009-04-15T18:50:00.000-04:002009-04-15T18:50:00.000-04:00Okay, let me see if I understand all of this...You...Okay, let me see if I understand all of this...You want the East End kicked out of the county of Henrico because THEY are low class? Guess what...who is the one by her own admission that openly cheats on her husband? Unlawfully enters someone elses resident while THEY are working for a living? Steals his liquor and food and trashs his apartment? Then commits FELONY vandalism by destroying yet another hard working persons vehicle? While being drunk in public and probably on more than one controlled substance? While people in the East End do tend to be a little less fortunate than those of us that live in the REAL West End, (Short Pump/Innsbrook..NOT Lakeside), many of them are hard working, decent people who have respect for themselves and other people, which are a few things you could definetly use some hard lessons in. I think if anyone needs to to separated from the rest of is it should be YOU! Preferably behind bars!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-10440906091147991732009-01-16T17:58:00.000-05:002009-01-16T17:58:00.000-05:00I just came across your blog today and these are s...I just came across your blog today and these are some of the funniest stories I have ever read!<BR/><BR/>Keep it up =)eperkins21https://www.blogger.com/profile/14315281667098950239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-23467454034380475102008-12-02T22:59:00.000-05:002008-12-02T22:59:00.000-05:00Dear Madam,Rest assured you would fit right in her...Dear Madam,<BR/><BR/>Rest assured you would fit right in here within the Ozark Mountains of southern Missouri.<BR/><BR/>Hereabouts, folks will stare with quizzical looks at those with all their teeth. A rare sight, indeed.<BR/><BR/>And, the more tattoos the better.<BR/><BR/>Unkempt unruly greasy tangled hair is also par for the course.<BR/><BR/>Lack of personal cleanliness is no hindrance in hillbilly heaven.<BR/><BR/>The lack of the above is enough to make most of the local citizenry assume you are either a revenuer or some other law enforcement personnel.<BR/><BR/>Not much high-falutin' folks over here 'cross the holler.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-20772739201317035402008-12-02T20:57:00.000-05:002008-12-02T20:57:00.000-05:00You rock that missing tooth girl!You rock that missing tooth girl!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-60965565418857093582008-12-02T16:50:00.000-05:002008-12-02T16:50:00.000-05:00Regarding Jocelyn's Corner;You notice how most of ...Regarding Jocelyn's Corner;<BR/><BR/>You notice how most of the women "get" it, while most of the men don't?TiaHermanaMaggiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08370490217149423385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-49830812174642776932008-12-01T21:26:00.000-05:002008-12-01T21:26:00.000-05:00best blog ever... the best is how most of the comm...best blog ever... the best is how most of the comments on older posts are from people that have themselves all wound up because they don't get it! love it!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13449997162492968740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-52664219128251315432008-12-01T18:02:00.000-05:002008-12-01T18:02:00.000-05:00Hysterical.Hysterical.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-82036069313104741562008-12-01T17:11:00.000-05:002008-12-01T17:11:00.000-05:00It is very, quite, extremely possible that I was o...It is very, quite, extremely possible that I was one of those crusty punks. Not the one that made off with your tooth, but I could have been in that pack.<BR/><BR/>Love you, Jocelyn. [:Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263930002423643195.post-75697110937626296562008-12-01T15:20:00.000-05:002008-12-01T15:20:00.000-05:00Absolutely! I LOVE your look, girl! As I've said...Absolutely! I LOVE your look, girl! As I've said before, let your freak flag fly. Fly it proud and fly it high!<BR/><BR/>-MaryLou MoonsuckerTiaHermanaMaggiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08370490217149423385noreply@blogger.com