Monday, August 2

Protective instinct!

There's nothing like a mother's love. There's also nothing like the rage and viciousness of a mother whose child is in danger. It's such a rush to feel my primal senses take focus, as threats are dealt with in a definitive manner.

It was the first night of our family camping trip. Little Jailen and I took the car out to pick up some food at the local mini-market. It was real small place with four tall aisles, a sad produce cooler, and a deli in the back. While I shopped the aisles, Jailen went to the produce and ate some grapes. That's when someone grabbed her arm and dragged her behind the deli counter. I was oblivious.

Apparently this place had a little security camera, and this older woman who was running the place had seen Jailen, and dragged her back there to show her on the monitor how she got caught. That's when I started calling out for my baby. Long story short, she lectured me for ten minutes before I lost my patience, grabbed the security tape, and body-checked her old ass straight into a soapy utility sink. I was in such a huff as I stormed out that I almost left Jailen behind!

The need to protect your young never goes away, even as they get older. Darla is 17 now, and though she's been through a lot she still doesn't know the dangers out there. That's why I was concerned when she began dating a college boy named Bradley. He's 19, but he almost looks younger than her. He's weak. I knew he wouldn't be able to protect her or provide for her. I couldn't stand the idea of this guy ending up with my daughter!

Unfortunately the more I tried to break them up, the more she fought me, and the more he tried to get on my good side. So one afternoon I told him that I had terrible menstrual cramps, and the only thing that made them tolerable was some marijuana. I asked him to get me a good amount so I could eat it (in brownies!) rather than smoke it. Bradley was arrested on the way back to our house that night. The traffic stop was based on an anonymous tip, and he had enough in his possession for a felony charge.

Well as it turns out, poor Bradley's parents live outside of the country, so there was nobody around to bail him out. I don't think anyone even knew he was missing, because he was stuck in jail until his court date. What he didn't know was that my cousins work in that facility, and I told them to make sure that he didn't get a chance to call Darla until she found a new boyfriend. Honestly, that's all I said!

I guess they must have gotten the wrong idea, though I honestly don't even know all of what went on since the arrest. From what I could gather, the guards dragged him from his bed in the night, and they got one of the other prisoners to tattoo his face to look like ladies' make-up. He was returned to general population, and then a few days later he was moved to the jail's infirmary. They say he's spent the last month recovering from multiple injuries, and is now fighting an advanced staph infection. He was so bad off that they even had to push out his court date!

So as you can see, a mother's drive to protect her young isn't always about lifting a wrecked car off of a baby. Sure, the adrenaline can sometimes throw me into a ruthless berzerker mode. Other times it's just a nagging feeling that you've got to do what's right. I know it may seem like overkill, but you can't argue with results; little Jailen still samples all the grapes she wants, and Darla has been hooking up with her supervisor at Qdoba. Aww yeah, free burritos ya'll!

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81 comments:

Anonymous said...

Joss
Great to have you back - I was missing you.
How dare that punk store clerk grad your kid. Doesn't she know that the right to sample produce is enshrined in the constitution?
And as for college-boy - well, if you can;t do the time, don't do the crime.

Christine said...

lololololololololololololol...
Thank you.
Touching.

Dog Breath said...

Hey Jos.
Watch the rest of that security tape. Maybe there is something on it that you could use to get that old bat fired or maybe some time with your friends in jail.
Since you know where they keep the recorder you should walk in and grab the current tape as well. It's their fault that it's not locked up in a secure location and it's your duty to show them why it needs to be.

Anonymous said...

Wow, I hope you get hit by a car.

Anonymous said...

So.. you set up your daughter's boyfriend to be arrested for something YOU asked him to do. Then, you called your cousins at the facility where he was incarcerated and had them physically abuse him.

You have ruined this boy's life for no reason other than you thought him to be "weak"?

You honestly think you are a good mother? What kind of role model are you? How can you possibly think you did "the right thing"? You should be ashamed of yourself. I honestly hope you see all your dreams destroyed and your life in ruins. May this haunt you for all the days of your life and may you find no forgiveness ever for your actions. May you suffer and feel torment and the loss of all you love and hold dear.

Some people just need to be removed for the good of us all, you are one of them.

Anonymous said...

Well.. now you are on Reddit, which means soon enough those on /b/ will get wind of this and then you will be on the receiving end of the internet revenge machine that is Anonymous.

Enjoy the pain! I know I will enjoy watching your destruction from the sidelines.

Another mom blogger said...

Anon above me has it all wrong. Jocelyn asked Raisinettes for pot and he delivered, so he got arrested for something HE did, on his own. Nip it in the bud!

If only more mothers took care of their children like this mama bear does.

Thanks for coming back and thank you for this very important update.

Another mom blogger said... said...

oh noes! this here blog is being backtracked and the police are monitoring all the internets as of now!!

I'll bail you out Jocelyn.

Anonymous said...

"4chan is it's own army, and they just LOVE feeding it to morons like yourself."

ohhh, the irony...!
this guy doesn't deserve to call himself anon.

magdelyn said...

4Chan and Reddit? Ah, this should be awesome.

Anonymous said...

Actually joycelyn, I don't think your child belongs with you, especially not with a mother who uses her real name on the internet and has just admitted she committed multiple felonies.

The good news is you'll be in prison before you know it. I'm one of the ones who just informed the authorities.

Christine said...

How many layers of Irony can be stacked atop one another....let's find out.

Anonymous said...

Joss,
I'm so happy to see you back and sharing your wisdom. God made mothers to protect their young and as always you practice God's tenents in your daily life.

Is it right for mere mortals to question a mothers wisdom and judgement? I think not. Only God has that right. It is obvious to me that God does his best work through the hands of his servants such as yourself.

How could some of these commenters expect a mother to stand by while a weak and immoral boy threatens your genetic lineage? You not only saved your own family but other families as well from this poor example of a man.

Again, I have to say that God has a special place in heaven for you. As to you haters, the hellfires of damnation will be final judgement for your sins.

Rev. Michael Hunt
1st Baptist Church of the Blue Ridges of Balsac Kentucky

Anonymous said...

Screw that! Put your OWN kid in jail. I'll be doing that when mine hit teenagerhood. They're fully protected, let someone else deal with the backchat.

4 years should be enough.

Anonymous said...

Nice job with the kids. Just goes to show all these naysayers that the ends do justify the means.

Darla's back on the right track. If she treats this QDoba Supervisor right if ya know what I mean, there might just be a promotion in it for her. You might want to have her start working on the store manager if she thinks there is a chance with him. Either she gets a promotion or sets herself up for a sexual harassment lawsuit. Either way it's a win/win deal.
Good luck.

Anonymous said...

I've called the police and gave them your website and told them how you had the boy setup. and also told them about your cousins that work in the prison. They should be contacting you all soon

Anonymous said...

Jocelyn, I think I love you. Have you ever considered the homosex?


Cometswin

Anonymous said...

I love your protective instinct. Like, if I was your lifeguard for your gene pool, I'd pour several buckets of bleach in it.

Anonymous said...

You really are a filthy example of human kind, and you are also what is wrong with the world.
Here is a kid that goes out of his way to help you trying to get on your good side, finding the weed YOU asked him for and gets caught because of your request.
Instead of doing the decent thing like take the blame yourself or even bail him out you do nothing because of this
he is sent to JAIL where you have your cousins make the American penal system even worse for him while he was in and presumably under you cousins supervision,he was mutilated with encouragement of the guards

You single-handedly DESTROYED this young man's
chances to get a decent livelihood due to sending him to jail.
And any chance for this kid to find love, if ever this young man has kids and they suffer because their father cant find a decent job this will all root back to the original cause.

YOU.

if anyone still sees you as a blessed person they are as insane as you are you wont go to heaven, not after what you did.
I would repent and beg him for forgiveness if I were you, there might still be a chance to save your immortal soul

now I know you wont publish this as a comment on your blog because you are a cowardly redneck hick

Anonymous said...

you asked the boy, he, trying to help you out( marijuana is a legitimate medicine for menstrual cramps)

You have ruined his life, yours may also be ruined soon.

you look absolutely pig disgusting, and a seemingly terrible mother. What kind of role model are you? How can you possibly think you did "the right thing"? I honestly hope you see all your dreams destroyed and your life in ruins. May this haunt you for all the days of your life and may you find no forgiveness ever for your actions. May you suffer and feel torment and the loss of all you love and hold dear.

people such as yourself should not be alive, menace.

Anonymous said...

"If you want to get with me you'd better be ready to take care of my needs."

There's no way I am paying for your dentist.

Anonymous said...

Lol nice teeth, raggedy bitch

Oh and the captcha was "Imush"

like how you're going to have to eat when the rest of those fall out

Anonymous said...

You are the kind of person who doesn't just sit back and observe their children learning and growing. You interject yourself into just about everything they do, for their own good of course. What you did was not only criminal but morally reprehensible. You speak of this kid as weak, however you are unable to accept that your daughter disagrees with you on a matter of personal taste. This makes you weak minded. Furthermore, if you were to be thrown in prison, and pointed out as a weak fish you would also end up in the infirmary. Chances are that if your daughter ever finds out what you did "for her own good" she would leave you to rot in there.

Someone grabs your kid, you end them then and there. However think for a moment what you did to someone else's child. Ruined his reputation, his life, his health and sanity. If anyone had tried to do one tenth of that to your daughter you would go apeshit. But to you all these are acceptable.

This means you are narcissistic and deluded. The most amusing part of all of this is that the very behavior you believe to be safegaurding your daughter is merely retarding her growth into adulthood, something she will resent for the rest of your days.

Nick Perez said...

You're a bad person.

March of the pigs said...

I feel so sorry for your children

Anonymous said...

Honestly, I'm not on the side of "anonymous" who want your life ruined. I think that acting all tough and stupid will just prove to you that you are the better person.

I do want to tell you that what you did was wrong. You acted like a child.

Your physical assault of an elderly woman because your child stole from a store was immature, but not insane, just sort of an immature response.

However, you have ruined a NINETEEN YEAR OLD BOY'S LIFE because you thought he wouldn't be able to provide for your daughter. She was 17, did you really think they would get married? They were probably going to break up soon anyway. And besides, he was 19, he was probably not even finished growing yet.

I'm sure that anonymous tip to the police came from you, telling them about the marijuana he so thoughtful bought for you (You know, marijuana is a medicine for pain and cramps in many states, he wasn't being unreasonable to take you seriously). He has been damaged physically and psychologically all because you felt he wasn't good enough to casually date your daughter.

You are a monster. That was someone's child. Do you understand that? He was a human being, and he was someone's son.

I have got to believe that you lack empathy entirely, or else you are simply an evil person, to do things like this to your fellow human beings with no remorse...

I hope your children are able to grow up ok and get away from your influence.

Anonymous said...

The world is a sadder place because of you.

Anonymous said...

Joss,
Can't you put a filter on this site to keep out all of the morons that don't understand proper parenting? Here you are trying to help folks and they respond with hateful rhetoric. A number of these fools alluded to what a good catch the wimpy college boy might have been. Let compare.

Wimpy College boy-Can't physically protect your daughter when they are out boozing it up. Can't show your daughter what sex is like with a real man. Will probably graduate with a degree in French Literature and a bunch of college loans. Will be lucky to get a part time job at Starbucks when he graduates.

Cool Q'Doba Supervisor-Can protect your daughter when they are out boozing it up. Can show your daughter how good sex can be with a real man. Can get your daughter a better work schedule. May be able to get your daughter promoted. Has a full time paying job. And if things don't work out your daughter may be able to hit the jackpot with a sexual harassment lawsuit since he is her immediate supervisor.

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see that you did the right thing. You keep on doing what you do best and please keep on posting so we can follow your great examples.

God bless you.

Marshall said...

You are probably not a horrible person at your essence, but the things you describe doing in this post are cruel, misguided, and selfish.

Anonymous said...

To the commenter who said: "if anyone still sees you as a blessed person they are as insane as you are you wont go to heaven, not after what you did."


I'd like to quote for you some excerpts from Romans 3:20-28:

"Therefore by the deeds of the law there shall no flesh be justified in his sight: for by the law is the knowledge of sin... For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God...Being justified freely by his grace through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus...Therefore we conclude that a man is justified by faith without the deeds of the law."


Yeah, you're just wrong.

Anonymous said...

BTW, you called a guy a coward for tattling, but you did exactly the same thing to that boy... wtf

SnapshotLottie said...

They say that do onto others as you want done onto you right? So that means that even though no matter how much I'd love to insult you and call you terrible things I shouldn't, right? Well that's the great thing because if I was this deranged I would prefer someone to rag on me because hopefully they would knock some sense into me. Sadly this has not happened with you. You are so wrapped up in your own justifications and your religion that you cannot see how you have destroyed the life of another mother's baby. This 19 year old "man" was nothing but a boy, someones baby who now cannot even contact him because of the situation you have forced him into. For all his mothers knows he could be dead. Why would you ruin the life of a child? because in the end that boy was all but a child. For once in my life I wish there was a god so he could look you in the eye and tell you how truly evil you are. But there isn't a god because if there was your kind wouldn't exist. I don't care if this post gets to your pathetic blog because it will get to you and you will know the horrors you have committed. I can only hope the authorities act on your misdeeds.

Anonymous said...

Wow...you're a terrible person

Anonymous said...

OK, if anyone gets past your blog name (and picture!) and then chooses to insult you because you are a bad person just proves that the human race is STOOPID. (And yes, I know how to spell stupid - just trying to get into the spirit of things...)

Well, we've missed your insight on parenting - have you thought of offering classes?? And have you really used those Bounce dryer bars - I keep telling my wife to buy them.

Have a great day!

Anonymous said...

If there is justice in the world, one day that boy's parents will come face to face with your daughter. What do you think they would do to her, if they knew what you had done? How do you think that boy's mother will react when she learns of her son's fate? Does she deserve that? Did he deserve this? His life will never recover, all because he loved your daughter enough to deal with you, and she appreciated him enough to see past his muscles. I'm a christian, and I try to find Jesus in everyone. But I can't find Jesus in you, in what you've done. How do you think He would react if you told Him this story? I can only imagine with intense disappointment that one of his children would treat another in a manner that can only be described as Evil with a capital E. One day you will face judgment for what you've done, and that day cannot come soon enough.

Corey said...

Jocelyn, no wonder you haven't posted in awhile, you've been busy taking care of your family which is always priority number two (take care of numero uno first!) From what it looks like to me you did the little pansy a favor! Hopefully jail toughens him up and thus makes him a better person for when he gets out! Oh and there is nothing wrong with eating grapes at the store! You have to try the merchandise before you buy it! You are just teaching your daughter a valuable lesson!

Anonymous said...

This is hilarious. Good job empowering yourself to be a life-scarring bitch. Have fun dealing with that daughter whose boyfriend you totally ruined. I'm sure you'll tell her all about your scheming right? Raise her right and show her that its perfectly OK to step on people to get what you want.

Whether or not the interwebs policia catches up with you or whether you have any problem with your actions or not karma will catch up with you in the end.

I'm interested in what this understanding between you and white Jesus are.

Banana Hammock said...

LOL@ the 4chan commenters. Must be a slow day for the half-donkey half-buffalo porn illustrators.

I would love to know the answer to this question (not expecting an answer, but asking anyways): How many police/DHS/CPS calls do you receive? I am just astounded at the stupidity of randoms, and I am curious as to whether or not Richmond PD gets a kick out of your blog or they hate you for making them do work. Also, I am glad to see you back, I was missin' me some Joss parenting style.

Anonymous said...

"I'M A GOOD MOTHER FOR ASSAULTING AN OLD WOMAN FOR TEACHING MY CHILD NOT TO BE A THIEF, AND DESTROYING THE LIFE OF A YOUNG MAN BECAUSE I THOUGHT HE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MUSCLES. THAT'S WHAT PARENTING IS ALL ABOUT. I'M NOT AT ALL THE SCUM OF HUMANITY"

Anonymous said...

How can you think what you did was justifiable? Are you that deluded to think that you can hide behind your magical invisible friend that you will not be on the end of a shitshorm heading your way?

You have angered the internet, and it does not forgive easily. If I were you I would just turn myself in and do as much as you can to lessen your inevitable jail sentence. Anyone else who thinks that what you did was a good thing can also suck on the end of a shotgun.

People like you make me hate the fact I'm of the same species.

Anonymous said...

How can you think what you did was justifiable? Are you that deluded to think that you can hide behind your magical invisible friend that you will not be on the end of a shitshorm heading your way?

You have angered the internet, and it does not forgive easily. If I were you I would just turn myself in and do as much as you can to lessen your inevitable jail sentence. Anyone else who thinks that what you did was a good thing can also suck on the end of a shotgun.

People like you make me hate the fact I'm of the same species.

Anonymous said...

That was honestly one of the worst stories I have ever read. You essentially sent a teenage boy to jail just because he was too "weak" for your daughter.

It is clear that you daughter must of liked him quite a bit. Knowing that you had to go this far just for them to break up shows that they really cared for each other.

How do you feel that you sent someone your daughter had feelings for to jail? If you honestly think this was "good" you are severely wrong. I wouldn't be surprised if your daughter said she despised you for this.

Have fun living the rest of your life knowing that you ruined both your daughter's relationship and a young man's life.

Anonymous said...

Watch your back. When that boy gets out and finds out that you set him up, he's going to come gunning for you. He'll probably go after your daughter first, and use her to get to you.

Even a "weak" man can pull a trigger or light a fire.

Sleep well and I hope your daughter grows up to be a prostitute! :D

Anonymous said...

Damn, these haters need to lighten up. It's not like gettin locked up in Richmond city jail is the end of the damned world. They got a perty good infirmary, and hell, they can't keep you forever or nothing. Fricken kid got what wuz coming to him messin wit Joss's sweet little Jailen an all.

Isin said...

Wow... It sure has been a long time since your last post? I'm guessing you might had to serve some time maybe?

I love the comments on here.. 94 so far... That has to be a record..
It still amazes me how so many people just dont get it..

Anyways... Glad to see you back Jocelyn hope you don't take so fucking long to post next time..

Phil Usher said...

Glad to have you back, Jos!

I admire your "tough-love" parenting skills. I wish more parents would take a cue from you and do more for their rotten crotchspawn, but some people just don't listen to reason, do they?

Keep up the good work!

Anonymous said...

The best part of you dried up on your mommy's thigh.

Anonymous said...

I hope you get stuck in a revolving door, try to push your way out, and have the glass break on your head. I hope the resulting lacerations are enough to cause you extreme pain, but not kill you. I hope you writhe in agony for at least twenty minutes until the ambulance comes. After you arrive at the hospital, I hope you contract staphylococcus and get massive, disgusting, and horribly painful boils in every one of your cuts.

I then hope the nurse misreads your chart and hops you up on blood thinners, which then lead you to bleed out of everyone of your sores. Hopefully right in front of your children.

In short: Please die.

Anonymous said...

you are one abomination of humanity..

but you have legions of friends on the interwebs now..for that kid
you got tattooed and bufu'd I hope
you rot in hell...and your daughter too...

we never forget..
we never forgive..

expect us

Anonymous said...

You're a monster. You should be arrested.

Anonymous said...

This is like when I first found your blog. So many off the rails responses! Nice job!

Anonymous said...

Joss, I just read all the posts - and - most of 'em are coming from one person. You've got a stalker. Lucky you!

Anonymous said...

Glad you are back whith a master piece.


Paraphrasing some of yours 'fans' Rot in Fun girl.

Anonymous said...

I hope you get stuck in a revolving door, try to push your way out, and have the glass break on your head. I hope the resulting lacerations are enough to cause you extreme pain, but not kill you. I hope you writhe in agony for at least twenty minutes until the ambulance comes. After you arrive at the hospital, I hope you contract staphylococcus and get massive, disgusting, and horribly painful boils in every one of your cuts. I then hope the nurse misreads your chart and hops you up on blood thinners, which then lead you to bleed out of everyone of your sores. Hopefully right in front of your children. In short: Please die.

Anonymous said...

All of this "I've contacted the police" business just reminded me of the time when I foolishly sublet my house to some petty criminals. They then proceeded to trash the house and skip town, abandoning their dog in the process.

They sent some kid around to pick up the dog and take her to the pound, but by that time, I had already relocated her to a friend's house. When they got wind of this, I got a text from them, sent from the safety of a northbound U-haul 300 miles away, about how they were "going to call the cops."

Nonetheless, the idea of the police putting out an APB on Jocelyn Testes-Harder amuses me to no end.

Anonymous said...

I was sent here from Reddit and all I can say is that I find your twisted morality to honestly be the most disgusting thing I've ever seen on the Internet (and wow have I seen a lot).

My most fervent wish for you is that someday, somehow, the immense wall of defense mechanisms, rationalizations, and justifications that you must have constructed in order to act this way come tumbling down, and you have the piercing realization that you are driven by nothing but self-centeredness and cruelty.

Hopefully the shear volume of negative responses here can in some way help you reach that realization.

posts said...

Joss absent, despair

Adrift, alone, Guidance lost

Sunrise! Joss returns

Ross the Scot said...

i cant help but think that you typify all that is wrong with the selfish corrupt society that people like you have created.just to have the lack of human feeling to be able to admit to behaving like some kind of stereotypical retarded cousin marrying yank shows that you really should consider suicide as soon as possible, for the benefit of us all. please remove yourself from the gene pool

Anonymous said...

its nice to see another cunt out there....

Anonymous said...

Lady, Please just remove yourself from general society since you are apparently and extremely retarded. Actually no, that would give retarted people a bad name. Just please end yourself :D Please? Hell if you dont do it then karma will ^_^

I have heard hell is a nice place for crazy druggie white trash like you. Enjoy the ninth layer!

Anonymous said...

Entrapment is also illegal.

Calling your local police station right now.

Have a nice day.

bigrig505 said...

Many parents like you could learn a parenting tip or two from you if they would just open their minds.
Don't wait for so long between posts.
You are truly a breath of fresh air!!!! LUV YA GAL!!!

Anonymous said...

how dare you, firstly your daughter will never know what she really wants if she's not allowed to discover herself.

and the way you treated him, what happened to love thy neighbour?

Bradley said...

Get me out of here, Please!

Bradley

Anonymous said...

You probably haven't told your daughter that you are the one who sent him to jail...because you know she would be ashamed of you. She would finally get a glimpse of the evil, cowardly scum that you are, and you are ashamed of that...aren't you? Admit it, you haven't told your daughter because you are ashamed of yourself and your actions. You may have built some walls so that the stronger people around you will continue to think you are a strong person too, but you know the truth deep down, you just can't see it yet...Just wait until those walls crumble.

Concerned for humanity said...

It's people like you that make me lose faith in humanity. People like you that propagate and pass on your skewed ideals to your kids. How do you think Bradley's parents felt about what was happening to their son? How would you feel if the same treatment was given to your daughter? Or to you? I think I died a little inside after reading this.

You are scum.

Anonymous said...

said... said... said... said... said... The ineternetz will be there, when you're not looking, to bring you despair, you'll see what's cooking, have fun in hell, you might see me there, just wanted to tell, the internetz does care

Anonymous said...

Obtain potent chemical! Speak your name into the desired one. Eat flesh with candy cane eyes. Breath out of one ear and drink fire and ice. Blessed be the ones who hear this call. They are the number and the fall.

Anonymous said...

Man, I hope those 4channers didn't get to our sweet Joss, it's been a long time since the last update. :(

Anonymous said...

Jocelyn,

Sounds like some crazy shit with the PO PO now looking for your ass! In case you need to lie low, just drive up to Sector 412 in Richmond because the 5-0 here won't care unless you got a brick of shit on you. You can totally hang at my place, but for god's sake, leave your chirren at home, unless they want to sleep in my basement, which does flood sometimes. Anywho, you can probably figure out where I live if you read my blog (you probably don't have time with all them babies, though). I mean, you went to the Chicken Box for christ's sake, so you definitely have been in the 411 and 412.

Anonymous said...

Oh, I'm so glad I found you, Jocelyn! It must be the mainly male populace of reddit, who don't know, what parenting is about at all! No nerdy boy really can appreciate how hard it is to put up with all the shit that children bring to you from day to day, and it is you, who has to clean the mess up! Obviously the revenge thingy is just a fuss of the silly youngsters, they'll grow out of it soon. Keep up the good work!

Woman redditor

Anonymous said...

Seriously? This guy was trying to help you because you asked. I find that your actions were terrible. I hope your daughter is nothing like you, and finds your acts childish. Hopefully she'll choose to never talk to you again.

Anonymous said...

Wow. I kinda hope you get raped in every orifice in a dark alley for hours and be left to die alone and in pain.

For the love of everything that's worth loving, I hope you're no longer capable of breeding.

Fueltank said...

Er, when was the /b/ crowd going to unleash their wrath?

Behold the power or 4chan and reddit... or not, as it turns out.

Still love you, J.

Anonymous said...

month after month, year after year: I love your blog!! and while the posts kill me, it's the comments that are just so amazing! WOW there is always someone out there to amaze.

Anonymous said...

Wow, what you did to an old woman who had every right to videotape your daughter filching grapes, and a young boy who's life has been physically, emotionally and socially scarred, is one of the most awful things I've ever heard of. You are truly sad and ignorant

phfeenikz said...

Jocelyn, I want you to have my babies. Which is kinda funny because I don't want to have children, but if I did want to have children, I would totally want them to gestate in your magnificent womb.

Anonymous said...

It's almost funny that you think you can publish what is literally a CONFESSION to felony crimes and get away with it. People such as yourself are the reasons that the south gets a bad rep and you deserve nothing but to rot in jail for it. Enjoy becoming someones prison bitch for the next few years because this is going to come back to haunt you in the best of ways. The Reddit community sends it's best wishes to the unfortunate guy whose life you single-handedly ruined and can't wait to hear your next blog from prison explaining why you can now fit something as big as a melon into your syphilis infected snatch. Later, bitch.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, you're a bitch. :D
Just sayin'
According to Dante's levels of hell, you will be attending number 9.
Conspiracy, treason, and overall just being completely evil.
Karma comes in all shapes, sizes, colours, and flavors; I'm sure your daughter would jump at the chance to steal some from a grocery store.
Also, Mmmm Darla, working at the illustrious Qdoba, I suppose that would be karma enough... EXCEPT, what you did to that young man, should at the bare minimum affect you.
I think hell will suffice.

Anonymous said...

The best part of being a good guy is to know the bad guys always reap what they sow.

Enjoy what you can in life; for one day you will have to face the consequences of your actions from a power far greater than yourself Jocelyn...

I sincerely hope god shows you the mercy which you have not shown others. If not, it may you questioning why you are being raped and mutilated by diseased souls in a burning lake of fire for merely trying to "help" someone.

Bost said...

Wow you make me sick. I have read a few of your articles and you are just flat out trash. What makes you think you can be some big fat bully. I have half a mind to report you to the authorities and see if they can figure out what poor boy you got locked up.