Monday, July 27

Might makes right!

My ex-husband Kevin and I always had a feisty relationship. He learned early on that when I'm angry I can only communicate through loud swearing and insults. I berated him, shoved him, even threw things at his head as he walked out the door. But no matter how much I pushed him, I never got him to resort to violence. Not even when I yelled, "A real man would fight back!".

During our separation he ended up moving into his mother's house. He had to sleep in his old childhood room, with the same old crappy twin bed and everything. Each night we would fight on the phone, and I'd continually threaten him until I got my way. But I guess I went too far the night that I threatened to destroy all our family photos!

Kevin showed up at the house the following day and got the kids to let him in. Then he went to the closet and collected our box of photos for safe keeping. I walked in and caught him. I ran up and tried to grab the box. He turned, dodged me, and headed for the door. I jumped on his back and tried to choke him, but I fell off him and banged my ankle on the door jamb.

He tried to help me up, but I told him to just take the pictures and go home. Then I called the cops and told them that he had shoved me down in front of my kids. I just wanted to give Kevin a scare. I had no idea how seriously the police took these things! Within an hour they were dragging him out of his mother's house in front of all her neighbors, some of whom she has known for 30 years!

I decided that it had gone far enough, so I called the arresting officer and told him the truth. He wouldn't listen! He said that domestic violence cases were handled differently, and that I'd have to speak on Kevin's behalf at his court date. Unfortunately my divorce attorney advised against it. Poor Kevin ended up in jail for three months, and I ended up with custody of the kids. So in that sense it all worked out.

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113 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are a bitch.

Anonymous said...

God records all your action. If you don't repent, you will suffer terribly by going straight to hell...

Anonymous said...

So you could have told the truth, but you decided it would go worse for you, is that what you are saying?

Time to put on your big girl panties and realize that being an adult means owning up to your shite. You have done a grave disservice to not only your ex, but your children. Kids need stability, not a crazy woman screaming and throwing things to get her way.

Anonymous said...

Gee. Kinda makes you wonder. Who the hell would sleep with that trailer trash piece of shit anyhow. No looks no money. Just one ugly ass bitch.

Anonymous said...

the only understanding that you and god have is that you are evil. And above all disgusting

Anonymous said...

Is the door jamb OK?

Anonymous said...

Were any of those pictures naked ones of you? Cuz maybe Kevin and I could work out something to help with bail.

obeythefist said...

This story really freaked me out. I didn't realize whose blog I was reading until after I'd finished and it was very unsettling. Nice.

Anonymous said...

wonder how many jail cells are occupied by those like Kevin..guys, all these cunts have to do is open their pieholes and you're fucked without grease and a kiss!

Anonymous said...

sorry. I forgot you are the only one that is judgemental you hypocrit bitch

Anonymous said...

i am in god's rep. i vote for tha guy

Anonymous said...

Thank god I did not get married

Anonymous said...

I would pursue a defamation suit against you, police and prosecuting attorney. You would then be charged for filing a false police report.
When my attorney was finished with you, you would be homeless and owe well over one million dollars.

Anonymous said...

From your rebuttles to people's comments it does not appear that you are sad your actions. So I guess this article is to brag? Well congradulation on your victory.

Anonymous said...

shit she doesn't have a million dollars. I would be surprized if she has 100 dollars.

Anonymous said...

Bitch you look like a ballsack. Hope you choke on one and die. You are the problem with America. Retarded fat stupid idiots who don't know shit and abuse the system for their own jackshit reasons. Wanna know why the justice system is handled the way it is? Because of dumb whores like you. Die in a fire.

whatididyesterday said...

I like Jocelyn best because she is a democrat.

Donald Trump said...

I am so turned on right now. I jsut read all your blogs, and I am hard as a railroad spike thinking about how much fun we'd have bangin in a classy hotel and then trashing it.

I bet you even take it in the pooper like a real woman.

You're beautiful, though you'd look even sexier with my manjuice all over your sexy face.

Be mine, baby, and I'll buy you so much stuff you won't have to do a thing but be my sex toy all day.

Anonymous said...

you're a cruel, heartless bitch!

Anonymous said...

You're a cunt and a worthless pimple on society's ass. But being the trailer trash you are, I have little doubt that you'll someday be beaten to death by someone who wont take your shit.

Jason said...

Hey, look at the bright side. Oh, wait, there is no bright side to this story. You just effd him up really bad. Keep up the good work.

Anonymous said...

The criminal justice system is not your personal plaything. They don't exist to carry out your grudges. And to post this with any shred of righteousness, as if you have done anything other than fuck everyone else over on your path to self-aggranzidement...

Fuck you, honestly.

Lloyd said...

Show how quickly unfair the (American? and other?) justice system can be!
Something should be done!
Citizen, move up!

Token Something said...

I love when people throw God's name around. It's more disrespectful than peeing on a cross.

As for you being a human being? You don't seem like you're bragging, you seem like you have moved the hell on and aren't getting your panties in a wad over something that's already done.

And if you are bragging, well..uh. Well then.

sybrdremr said...

So, you called the cops on him when you attacked him, and he never raised a hand against you? So you manipulated the police into 'scaring' him to get your way and then, when that didn't work, finally refused to testify with the truth at his trial in order to save your divorce procedure?

Prairie Muff said...

You guys need to read all the previous blogs; Kevin is a turd and deserved it. Plus, the woman is always right.

P.S. LOL nice post. Gold as usual.

ShirleyEast said...

So, basically you lied to the police so that he would be punished for NOT hitting you? i hope someone reads this blog & YOU are jailed for filing a false police report. i feel bad for your children that you have custody. In that sense, NO, it did NOT work out. We all have our arguments & disagreements in our marriages, but you are just a sociopath.

Anonymous said...

Grow a tooth.

Charlotte said...

wow that post got people fired up! Good work.

Anonymous said...

Kevin is a dick. He doesn't know how to make meth for shit. Ask randy porter about this guy

Anonymous said...

The C word is appropriate here.

bdowner60 said...

OK guys ( and I mean the men) welcome to the world of the impudent legal system , that will forever give unearned credibility (even after the facts are known)to psychos like this, and as long you stay nice & civil you , you're only purpose (to them and I mean the psychos + legal system) for existence will to be forever screwed over , beyond belief.

Anonymous said...

You are a sociopath. The fact that you believe you have an "understanding" with God makes you a dangerous sociopath.

Get help.

And stop blogging.

And stop enabling other women like yourself who after reading your crap and watching Lifetime Network too often feel justified in pulling horrible moves like this.

Anonymous said...

Well aren't you just a glorious cunt. I hope someone breaks into your trailer, ties you up and stomps your children to death in front of you as they scream for mommy to help. Then rape you till you pass out from the pain, tape you and the kids together and set the trailer on fire.

Anonymous said...

Hey, "Prairie Muff."

Hose your mouth out before you spout that "The woman is always right" stuff.

Just paid a visit to your home page and noticed your listed interest topics - "homeschooling," "anti-Catholic."

Nice. You're just another intolerant hater raising some bigoted kids, most likely.

I'll bet you think because you have lady-parts, that makes you right, and right with God, too.

Hope when you find out God's a Catholic you have a good laugh.

Don't visit up Pope lovers here in the Boston area.

And judge not (Kevin, nor anyone else) lest ye be judged.

Anonymous said...

I believe if this were me, I would have murdered you. Luckily for you it was a good human being(which you obviously are not). God I hate white trash.

Anonymous said...

I had that happen to me once. I was shopping aroind for some condoms, and then this Chinese guy tries to sell me one, but I said "No, your condoms are too small - bitch!" Then I grabbed a twinkie and used a marshmellow gun to shoot it up my ass - just another day at the bowling alley, it pays to be picky!

Anonymous said...

Hope you have plenty of batteries for your "massager" . No man in his right mind will ever go near you after reading this bullshit.
Maybe sooner or later you will get a man to "fight back" and meet god very soon after.. while the rest of you rots at the bottom of a rural creek bed.

Anonymous said...

You are a Cunt!!!!!

Dusty Chenille said...

The one thing abused husbands all have in common - they just WON'T LISTEN! Good for you, Miss Jocelyn. I hope he learned something in jail. Like not to cross his gender-superiors!

Porky said...

I hope you get disemboweled by a serial killer.

Jason said...

You have hit a jackpot with this post. People are outraged.

Please write another one as controversial as this one. I just want to read the comments

Anonymous said...

Quote: "July 27, 2009 12:06 PM
Jocelyn Testes-Harder said...

God and I have an understanding."

No we don't.

Anonymous said...

Trailer park who-aahh! Missing teeth too? Who hit that? A dumb red neck, that's who!

Shorty McStumps said...

Look on the bright side, people. At least while Kevin was in jail for three months, he was getting all the love he could handle. Constantly. Over and over. I bet it helped him take his mind off things.

Twitchy Knees said...

To "Anonymous" who stated that God records all your actions: This is great news for me! I have recently been going through a little drought in my love life, and have been thinking about this hot chick I banged back in my early twenties. I need to find out where God keeps these recordings, so I can get a copy.

Anonymous said...

Your kids are going to be screwed up as hell, and it's going to be completely your fault.

I wish your husband the best, and I wish you nothing.

Anonymous said...

I've never wanted to beat a woman so bad as after reading your "confession". I feel sorry for the kids, and the new dipshit you're fucking...because he's going to get FUCKED just like the first poor bastard.

Anonymous said...

haha. people need to relax! Thanks Jocelyn because when I woke up this morning I was pretty stressed out! And your blog as usual just makes it all better!

Anonymous said...

Maybe you could use the child support to fix those pieces of corn that you call teeth.

Anonymous said...

You are a sad Soul. Can't you see your Demons?

Get a Tooth.

Anonymous said...

Wow. People like you make me lose faith in humanity. How did you even ended up with your husband?

Anonymous said...

Wow....thought for a moment MY ex was coming clean! I WAS a cop, and had that happen to ME!!! (I was married to an abusive bitch, who got EVERYTHING!) Funny....I got custody in the end.....she wound up with a child who doesn't really respect her.....
These things happen, and are assisted by the entire legal system, and then so many of us are labeled as "wife beaters!" WTF?? Try explaining this to any new, prospective dates.....great time! It's no wonder we men now look at you women as absolutely NOTHING more than a "piece of meat," to be used and forgotten. Sad, but true....a few of you women give ALL of you that tag of "bitch!>"

Anonymous said...

That's awful. You're a terrible person.

Anonymous said...

Geezus Jocelyn u sure raised an shit storm with this one if you need an body guard let me know .

Anonymous said...

Is this sort of thing taught in schools or something? I mean, it is too much of a coincidence that my ex was like this...maybe you should sell a DVD do-it-yourself thing to grade schoolers, make some money off it. You need to apply yourself a little

insideyourmother's colostomybag said...

What a load of shit. Thanks for wasting 3 minutes of my life you useless cunt

Anonymous said...

I KNOW A WOMAN JUST LIKE YOU BUT AT LEAST SHE ADMITS SHE HAS A PROBLEM AND IS ATTEMPTING TO FIX IT YOU ARE A WASTE OF DNA AND I WISH AND PRAY YOUR KIDS END UP IN FOSTER HOME SO THE AT LEAST HAVE CHANCE AT BECOMING DECENT AND USEFUL PEOPLE. YOUR SO IGNORANT ITS ACTUALLY SAD. YOUR HUSBAND SHOULD HAVE SLIT YOUR PATHETIC THROAT

Sintek said...

Hmm i think i remember this, Thank GOD you put the real true story up on the internet! hopefully your ex-husband will find it and sue the shite out of you.

Anonymous said...

You. Are. Worthless. Human. Filth.

Anonymous said...

YOUR A DIRTY FUCKING CUNT!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

That's what the guy deservs for not getting rid of her in the first place. You can hire a Hells Angel or Bandito for 10 grand and they will take your bitch to a "Bitch Training School". You'll never see her again.

Anonymous said...

fucking cunt

Anonymous said...

you seem like a miserable person who is unable to be happy in life. However, i gotta hand it to you, women with missing teeth are super hot!

Anonymous said...

Thankyou for telling us of your violent nature.Thankyou for informing us that you commited violance in the witness of your children.Thankyou for telling us how you destroyed 90 day of this mans life for your petty pleasure .All you wanted him to do was break the law with you and commit a domestic crime.Your own words were ,"If you were a man you would fight back ". Well he did the correct , mature thing and left.I am bound by my profession to forward your post to department of child welfare in Richmond ,and to the attorny Generals office.Good luck in court , your going to need it.

Anonymous said...

It's a good thing Scott Perterson is not your husband

Anonymous said...

Been out of overnight jail for 30 years but maby I will get lucky

Anonymous said...

You have pissed the crowd of good. They are frothing at the mouth waiting for something to pounce on. My god you could write for tv.... too bad no one sees the beauty of your writing.

Charlotte said...

Anon @ 7/28/09 2:18pm:
You are one frightening mother fucker! Your comment gave me the willies and made me fear for Jocelyn's safety. Ignorance and violence is not a good mix. Get help dude, you need it.

Anonymous said...

First - you are some sorry POS to treat any man/father of your children like this. You need to sober up or get on some medication to control your anger management issues. Just to look at your smiling profile picture makes me want to reach through the monitor and KYA.
No insults that I could lash out at you would ever be sufficient, but rest assured you POS, life has a funny way to repay those who harm others. Eventually, if not already - you will get yours.

My deepest regret is for your children, that they have YOU to learn from. I hope for their sake, you let somebody else raise them.

Alexandria, VA - Husband and Father of 3

Anonymous said...

Why do men marry arcissistic, self absorbed, sadistic women who only get the 'take' in 'give and take'? I don't get it.

Reston.

Anonymous said...

Your soon to be a dead snaggle tooth, hillbilly, white trash, suck dick for $$, inbred cunt.... I'm sure somebody is gonna get your ass. Hopefully your ol' man gets out and kills your ass!... deserve nothing less.

Anonymous said...

WOW arent you special, so special in fact...that when your mediocre looks fade completely in less than 10 years,..you'll just be the froggy voiced dyke beatch at the end of the bar that nobody will touch with a dogs pecker. i hope your gearing up for your lonely retirement in the trailer park with no friends and nobody will miss you when your dead and gone. what a legacy tha will be, but hey , your special. dont ever forget that.

Anonymous said...

by now I'd be raising your kids and paying YOU child support while under a bridge eating ramen noodles....???? hahaha more like, youd be planted butt up in the redwoods while me and a real woman raise MY kids !!!

PerfectlyBalanced said...

It's ignorant, wanna-be funny cunts like you that make me feel justified that I killed both my ex-wives.
Thank you for freeing me of guilt.

Anonymous said...

You're just a perfect example of a female chauvinist pig. Your kids will grow up hating you.

Anonymous said...

You're a perfect example of a female chauvinist pig. Your kids will grow up hating you.

Anonymous said...

"god and i have an understanding" yes of course god understands that youre a gigantic cunt hahahahaha you dumb bitch god knows it all and your cuntness is probably right up there with saddam

karma must suck fat dicks for you huh? i guess i dont have to ask looking at them TEEF U GOT DAR


rofling irl ty for the story.

Anonymous said...

I can only hope the state takes your children and you can go live your worthless pathetic life alone. cunt whore

Anonymous said...

This Kevin person was a complete moron who did everything wrong, including being overly sentimental.

He who cares the LEAST, WINS. Kevin has evidently never heard of that Basic Rule. I can't believe he fell for a stupid parlor trick like that; so what if she threatens to destroy the Family Photographs. What kind of sap is he? He must have been a real momma's boy who likes to cry through chick flicks.

Women want to fuck a man who is carved out of cold dead stone. If they want to fuck a sissy, then they may as well go lez.

It's hard to be a MAN. Because life is full of sensory delights that we wish to savor, and being a man requires you to trample on those roses instead of smelling them (like a woman would). You miss out of the little joys of life, so what. Plus you'll experience lots of pain and discomfort, yeah. But a real man learns to enjoy it and embrace his wild side, because we are animals after all, we aren't really alive unless we experience the extremes.

Hopefully American Men will all wake up.

Anonymous said...

Don't be angry at her. Yes, she is mentally ill, and yes, everything you say about her is 100% true.

But, if you are a man and still living in the same country as she is, you are as mentally ill as she is.

Even the most primitive and ignorant African slave knew to go to Canada if it were possible. So, what is your problem?

To understand this fiend, you need to Google for PRONE TO VIOLENCE by Erin Pizzey. She opened the first modern DV center in UK, maybe 40 odd years ago.

She reported that more than half the first 100 women to come to her shelter were the most violent people she ever met in her career. They are warped, and literally "get off" on violence. They will attempt to provoke their men to violence in hopes of getting their cookies off, and when he doesn't, will call him every name in the book, and divorce him, still looking for a violent man to make them wet. Pizzey said if she does find the man of her dreams, the only question is who will kill whom?

I was married to a vicious fiend just like her for 6.5 years. She told her best friend the reason she did not respect me was because I wouldn't hit her. The best day of my life was the day she died of Pancreatic Cancer nearly 30 years after I kicked her to the curb. Do you have any idea what it is like to die of pancreatic cancer? It is one of the most horrible deaths imaginable. It was hard to maintain my serious look in front of her kids.

It was a relief to know never again could she harm me or my kids or grandkids.

I haven't verified it, but someone told me that 2 million people left the US in the last couple years. I am assuming the majority were men.

The UK census bureau has announced that a million male Brits are missing and their location is unknown. My beautiful niece in Mexico City knows where a lot of them are, though certainly not a million, and they are happily banging gorgeous Mexican chicks like my niece. You can do it, too, if you have any cojones.

You female morons who support her seem to think men will always act the same no matter what you do to them. Hahahaha.

By the way, I write from Mexico. A couple weeks ago my Mexican wife and I celebrated out 34 anniversary so you can save the can't get laid b.s.

I notice with interest she is married again, in an 'open' relationship, which means she gets his money and the house when she tires of him, but gets to bang half of Richmond while he smiles happily at her.

I just learned today that Lorena Bobbitt has been with a man since about a year after she sexually mutilated her husband, because "he didn't make it good" for her, her very words to the cops, until the feminists taught her to say the PC words that he raped or abused her, which made it all right. You guys are f'idiots and deserve everything that women do to you.


Anonymous age 67

Anonymous said...

You are a fucking cunt and a disgrace to women who are really abused by their husbands. This is why I don't date American women. Because of pieces of shit like you.

Anonymous said...

just stumbled across this and, my god, what a cunt you are. I hope you die of cancer.

Anonymous said...

Truly one of the worst things ever, Karma is a bitch.

Anonymous said...

You are repugnant. It is women like you that screw it up for the rest. I hope the next man you meet is an abusive bastard. If it had been I in this situation. You better pray I get killed in jail. Cause if I am going to be hanged for a sheep I might as well hang for the horse.

May you live in interesting times, and meet interesting people.

You bloody pustulent, mad, whore.

I pray you lose custody of your children, they are obviously not safe with you.

casey said...

I'm shocked at the amount of violence directed towards this poor lady. I thought Christians were all about peace and love??? Oh wait they are all about murder and mayhem. I totally forgot! sorry my bad... Carry on.

Anonymous said...

eat shit and die you poor excuse of a motherless goat! By your own admission you set your up and deprived your children of their father,what does that make you well it makes you a piece of dung beatle
turd.I hope your children wake up to what a fowl scum sucking, low life shit eating, dirty ass fucked, scanky poxed faced slut you are and tell you to go fuck your self and never see you again.

Anonymous said...

I pity you and those your life touches. Being molested as a child must have really sucked for you.

Anonymous said...

You are a piece of shit.

Anonymous said...

Oh you very much deserve so much more punishment

Anonymous said...

Wow you are a shitty person

Anonymous said...

Wow, just was linked to this by a friend in a similar situation. I commend your bravery and think that men around the world will think twice before having children with a snaggle-toothed cunt like you.

Anonymous said...

He really loves you.

Anonymous said...

You are a giant cunt.
Who gives women with real domestic abuse issues a real name.

Learn to properly handle your emotions and have rational discussions rather than yelling and screaming.

What type of example are you setting for your kids?

Anonymous said...

Your old husband sounds like a pretty nice guy, i hope your new husband treats you like the shit that you are

Anonymous said...

You are a horrible person.

Anonymous said...

whatta bitch

Anonymous said...

You are a horrible person, your ex husband did the right thing getting away from you and because you're to fucking childish and immature to take responsibility for being a cunt and beating him, he ended up in jail and being publicly humiliated. I hope you die a slow horrible death for the decent man's life you've ruined, you cunt of a human being.

Anonymous said...

My ex was pretty much the way you are. Now that the kids are grown, she's a lonely old crow with nothing but a cruel, nasty parrot to keep her company. The "kids" don't go to visit. It brings up too many bad memories. On the other hand, I have a pretty good relationship with my grown sons. We visit once a week and every holiday. We talk on the phone, frequently. And I love them.

Anonymous said...

It must be terribly difficult to live with what you have done. Not only have you created much suffering for your whole family, you now have created a condition for others to berate you as a horrible person. Everyone can improve. Just remember that wanting to cause others harm will never bring you an ounce of lasting happiness and you will end up worse off in the end.

Anonymous said...

You are everything that is wrong with the social understanding concerning physical violence between males and females here in the US. Way to set us back with your superior dick move you asshole. I hope the rest of your teeth get knocked out by someone in your trailer park. PS - FUCK YOUR LAWYER YOU COWARD!

Chris said...

You are a fucking bitch. I hope the same happens to you and it bites your in the ass.

Anonymous said...

As a divorced man, I was married to a women like this. Thank you for reinforcing my belief that marriage is truly not worth the trouble.

Good men are always screwed over, you deserve the shittiest man you can find. Short of beating you you should know what its like to be treated like you treated him.

Truly stupid and selfish. Way to go!

Anonymous said...

You are the reason Men rule. When in doubt, go to 'The Man'. Keep trying, youll still die a womMAN tho....

Anonymous said...

Where do live? Please tell me because I am going to come and murder your ass in the name of men. If it wasn't for sex, men would've killed off the female gender thousands of years ago because they are the weaker sex. Count your lucky stars that you live in a protected society. I want to kill you so badly! You aren't even worth my time to type these words. I never knew there was a clear definition of the word cunt until I read this. It all makes sense now. I'd recommend walking into oncoming traffic. I don't even think AA would accept your stupid ignorant red neck ass.

Anonymous said...

CUNT! Pure and true cunt!

Anonymous said...

Wow. You should be in prison. I hope the cops read this.

Anonymous said...

that missing tooth of yours looks real good

Anonymous said...

Reinforces my beliefs against marriage too. It is cunts like you that ruin it for the ones that are truely abused. Its a sad day in hell when a woman is believed over a man before the facts are even sorted out. And look to my amazement (yeah...) yet another hyppocritical christian bitch makes me glad my God has a hammer and yours was nailed to a cross no coincidence in that I see. I hope that this is found and you rot in jail they have started reading blogs and a few people in our area have been convicted because of things they posted. I hope those kids are put in a propper home before you fuck them up for life.

runamuck said...

a like to stick a rocket up yr Arse..& blow ya the fuck into kingdom come...SKANK!!!

Anonymous said...

Fuck you, you stupid whore.

Anonymous said...

Stupid cunt!

Anonymous said...

You look like an ugly alcoholic and your ex is sooooooooooooooo lucky to be an ex. Unfortunetly, the kids will suffer because obviously you have yet to grow up. I hate selfish people, especially bar sluts!!!!!!!!!!!!!