Thursday, August 20

Men can't do anything right!

Getting the kids ready each morning is a huge pain. That's why I like to leave for work before they get up. I enjoy a leisurely breakfast somewhere, or just surf the net at my desk until my shift. That leaves my new husband Phil to wake the kids, get them washed, dressed, and fed before he leaves for work. Of course, being a man, he does a pretty crummy job!

I don't cater to my kids, but it would be nice if Phil would, because he's supposed to be building a relationship with them. They have a hard enough time showing him respect, especially with the way he makes me berate him all the time. So I think the least he could do is pick them up some McDonald's breakfast when they ask for it, or to drive them to school so they don't have to ride the stupid bus.

Phil tries to be the man of the house, but it's hard. I just can't stand the way little Jailen cries when he gets stern with her. That's why I make him plead with her to be good instead. Of course if it was me I'd just let her tantrums run their course. Like at nice restaurant, I'm not gonna waste my time trying to coax a screaming child out from under the table.

Phil would rather waste money with babysitters. I think he's just being selfish, because he doesn't want to deal with my kids all the time. But if he really loves me then he should love my children's tantrums too! Men just can't understand the mentality of a mother who has spent some time being single. He needs to learn that he's expendable. Or, as I always like to say: "It's me and my kids against the world!".

It's not just with the kids though. Phil screws everything else up too! The other day he broke out the grill and cooked up some hot dogs. I know he did this because I'm always saying how much I love grilled meats. But we had run out of buns, and that dumb fucker tried to get me to eat my hot dog on a folded piece of white bread! I just threw it on the floor, and went to Outback Steakhouse...alone!

And sometimes Phil tries to do his own thing without asking me first. Like he'll go get a beer with his coworkers, and I don't know about it until I get home and hear his message on the machine. Then he tries to escape to the bathroom when he gets back, so I have to yell at him through the door. He tries to act surprised at my anger, but he knows what he did! He doesn't need to be going out with his stupid friends! He knows he needs to get home and rub these feet!

The other night I really ripped his ass about how much he annoys me. I told him that I'm sick of how he empties the dishwasher so loudly. And how he's always watching TV shows that I don't like. Then I told him that our sex is too gentle, and that he needs to be more of a man. I mean Christ, we're married! I shouldn't have to tell him what I like!

Phil tried to make it all up to me by apologizing. He even brought me a lovely single red rose. That was the last straw, because he knows that I only like roses that are dipped in gold like the ones they sell in the SkyMall catalog. Other times he's tried to make me happy by buying me jewelry, or clothes that make me look my age. But why? I've made it abundantly clear that I prefer to get clothes from Forever 21.
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94 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wish more women could be as assertive as you are.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, it's not like the kids can go to the school, get the keys to the bus and drive themselves to school! The more I hear about Phil the less I like him. If I were with him, I honestly don't know how much more I could take of his self centered bullshit!

Anonymous said...

Go fuck yourself you fucking piece of trash. He will be leaving you soon enough and when he does he will find a real women not one of those 'NO COUNT FOOLS' that you claim you have no time for. But you are one anyhow.

Aliceann said...

I know exactly what you mean, girl. My man will never take care of our son the way I do (which is the best way, of course). I'm constantly harping on his ass about something! I'm about to send him out to run errands so I can sit here and read your blog instead. I hope he doesn't mess this task up!

Anonymous said...

Honestly, you sound like a bitch. You shouldn't have to tell him what you want since you are married? Do you expect him to be psychic? If you are so miserable just leave him already, he would probably want to anyways.

Anonymous said...

I think you should consider yourself lucky that Phil puts up with you. I wouldn't, you'd be out on your ass before even finishing this lousey article.

Wow, poor guy needs a little self-esteem. To the curb you go!

Anonymous said...

You're an idiot, and you sound like a complete bitch. Instead of splaying this nonsense for the world to see, why don't you try talking to your husband like the "equal" that he should be. He is probably scared to death of you. Prepare yourself for single life.

Anonymous said...

You threw a hot dog on the ground because it was on white bread and not a bun?

WOW...

Are you a moron?

God, I'm so glad my gf is nothing like you.
She's a vegetarian anyways. lol

Anonymous said...

are you really that much of a bratty selfish cunt???

M. Billeaud said...

I wish more women like you would drop dead.

Ketan Shukla said...

I think you are ABSOLUTELY hilarious!!!

Anonymous said...

Josh, you're the reason the rest of the world loves America!

It's a big job, but keep it up!

Anonymous said...

BITCH!

STUCK UP STUPID ASS BITCH!

go back on the streets ya toothless whore!

Anonymous said...

Just when i thought you couldn't out-cunt yourself you give us this gem. The fact that you're actually able to get a man with that gap-toothed, junk-slut grin amazes me. If you ever read this guy, GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN!

Anonymous said...

wow...hot dogs on white bread.that takes me back in the day,4 roomates,empty beer bottles and dirty dishes.now why dont you grow up and start acting your fucking age you old bitch.

Anonymous said...

i don't know. i really think you shouldn't be married to phil, if anyone if your attitude is "me and my kids versus the world".

i wonder what happened to your first husband. suicide/divorce/murder?

Anonymous said...

You're the problem of America. I'm sure you just read these comments and giggle you sick, twisted woman. I feel sorry for your kids that they have to live this redneck, half-wit. I shouldn't judge by looks but damn you look like a class A white trash. By the way, Karma is a bitch.

Melissa said...

I am a marriage counselor and I have to say, emptying the dishwasher too loud is one of the most common causes of divorce. Try having him come home on his lunch break to wash the dishes by hand instead.

Tony007 said...

You have got to be freaken kidding me! You treat him like shit and he sticks around to take it. Dude needs to grow a spine and let his balls drop. One day he just might spin around and surprise you and drop you to the floor. Then you going to wonder what that was for.

I'm not a guy that has ever hit a woman or my wife. But, there comes time when you just can;t be pushed around any further. Violence doesnt solve anything but neither does you acting like a bitch.

Anonymous said...

What the fuck is your problem? First you ditch him with your kids because you want to have a leisurely breakfast then complain he does a 'crummy' job? Better than the job you're doing by abandoning your family.You want your kids to be driven to school instead of take the bus? Tough, then they'll be seen as the pampered spoiled kids who won't make friends. You make him plead with your kids to be good then say he can't handle their tantrums? Your fault right there. Though I can't see how your children's tantrums could be any worse than yours if you throw food on the floor because it's not in a sodding hot dog bun.

You describe your relationship as 'open'. Well I'm not at all surprised bitch. He must be sleeping around 'cos there's no way he'd tap you.

Anonymous said...

ARE YOU MISSING A FUCKING TOOTH???

Dartboy23 said...

I only have a few things to say to this disgrace of a human being. Being married for 3 years myself, I am in complete shock that you feel like you have any type of a relationship with this man. You are a cold, conceited women who doesnt even deserve the chance to support your kids. How can yousay that Phil is such a horrible person, when at the firt chance you up and vanish to McDonalds to feed your fat ass a Egg McMuffin. This guy was brought into a situation where some gutter tramp couldnt keep her legs closed, now is expected to raise and cater to your mistakes. Many people out there would look at you in disgrace, hell there probably is a group of people who like to either stone you, or tar and feater your fat ass. I am not perfect by no means, however, I know i am a amazing husband to my wife, and visa versa, and if either of us approached eachother the way you approach Phil, that would be the one and only last straw.

Let me finish by saying that i hope Phil sees his mistakes(YOU) and leaves as soon as he can. You are truely a skidmark on todays society and people like you should be entered into free slavery.

Anonymous said...

You've been married how many times? I'm noticing a pattern. Perhaps it's because you berate your husband and chastice him in front of the world. Don't you have any respect for him? Why would you bad-mouth him like that? I bet you did the same thing to your exes. You desrve to be alone. Your children deserve better. Your setting a great example for how they should treat their spouses. Good job! You're the mother of the year!

Anonymous said...

Honey, please. Not here, OK? I'll make it up to you tonight at home. I'll bring you two dozen roses. We can dip them the way you want...

Love,

Phil

Anonymous said...

Modern, western-women are fucking trash.

99% of you are worthless, disgusting, trashy, bitchy whores.

Or fat...

The author included.

Only 1 out of 100 of you are decent human beings in this country.

Chivalry is dead and you trout-mouthed cunts killed it.

Keep talking about how there is no good men left while you use your vibrators and piss and moan to each other into your 40's when your bodies aren't attractive as they were when you were 22 and dating some guy who treated you like shit.

Dumbest women on the planet = American women

Anonymous said...

Aren't conceited bitches required to be good looking?

You're husband must be the world's biggest bleeding pussy, because only a total wimp would put up with your shit. He should've powerbombed your ass a long time ago. You've gotta be rich or something. Like, Bill Gates rich. Because anything less than that, no one, not even your own kids, would even be on the same hemisphere as you.

Die bitch.

Anonymous said...

If I were Phil, I would honestly take your kids away, far away from you. You are the exact reason why this cuntry is in such bad shape, people with sick minds like you. You seriously should look in the mirror. You are a low class, BAD MOTHER, probably no friends, sick individual.
YOUR A LOSER

jason said...

Damn. I feel sorry for Phil. The dude has got to do everything and you wont even let him fuck you the way he wants to? Let him have the kind of sex that he wants not what you want, since he takes care of everything else...

Anonymous said...

Your one screwed up lady. The only thing you deserve is the " WORST MOTHER/WOMAN EVER" award.

I hope Phil is bangin some hot 19 year old on the side, cuz you got hit by the ugly truck and ran over 7 more times.

YOUR DISGUSTING

Anonymous said...

CUNT

Anonymous said...

You FUCKTARDED, FATASS REDNECK PEICE OF SHIT. I felt an immediate sense of Nausea after reading those few fucking paragraphs and the first 2 comments underneath. Now YOU are bad enough, but 2 bitch ass motherfuckers actually AGREED with you? The three of you can collectively fuck yourselves with double-sided dildos filled with cianide.

Phil must have the patience of motherfucking JESUSx2 to to fucking put up with your shit. I KNOW it won't be long until he beats your ass to death with a fence post or some shit to make you SHUT THE FUCK UP. I myself would love to go Wendigo all over your fat, ugly, tooth missing-ass.

YOU, ma'm, YOU are the reason America sucks. It's people like YOU with twisted minds and that fuck up everything. I bet a good 99.3% of men wouldn't have put up with your shit longer than 5 seconds before powerbombing you ALL night long.

Go die bitch.

Anonymous said...

its women like you that deserve to be called a BITCH. if you dont like him leave him so he can find someone who actually appreciates him. your just a selfish piece of shit who thinks your better then everyone else. i would love to know what your man see's in you cuz all i see is selfish, snobby, picky, whiny, bitchy, need i go on? learn a little respect towards yourself and others and i suggest you pull you nose out your ass and realise your shit really does stink

Anonymous said...

I think everybody is taking this way to seriously. They've only been married for a short time and they need awhile to sort out who's in charge and who's not.

Once Phil completely understands what his job is in their relationship, he'll stop doing all those annoying things.

Everybody needs to calm down, and give them a little time to sort things out.

Anonymous said...

I think I just found my next wife!!!

Anonymous said...

It only took one paragraph for me to know your crazy. You are clearly all take take take with no give. Lady wake up and stop living in that imagination land where your #1. I hope he dumps you to the curb. I can smell your crazy from here.

Anonymous said...

You are quite possibly one of the most offensive people I have ever read about. You are so full of yourself I am surprised shit does not constantly explode from all of your orifices at once.

I feel bad for your children, and I hope Phil grows some balls and dumps your horrid, nasty bitchy ass.

People like you do not deserve ANYTHING, yet you believe the world owes you everything. I cannot understand how you survived this long with that mindset.

Anonymous said...

Just curious. Did you have to wait at Outback? There's usually a line. That's why I always go to Waffle House when I want a great steak. For some reason there's never a line.

Anonymous said...

now I'm not going to be offensive and call you a redneck bitch like some other people, but it seems that you are very high maintenance.... It seems that Phil is trying his hardest and even if thats not good enough sometimes, you shouldn't publically display that on a blog that everyone can see and will ALWAYS be on the internet. I'm not sure if you really act this way, but you come off as a very mean, unappreciative person who needs exactly what you want or nothing.

I think that you may consider reading your writing over again and really try to see the harsh things that you are saying. I'm sure your husband doesnt appreciate you saying these things...... at least on myhusbandisannoying.com, she makes fun of her husband in a playful, joking way.. not a way that would make her husband feel like he has no reason for living. I enjoyed reading her blog but you just make it hard for me to read any further than the first paragraph.

Maybe think over writing any more posts.

Anonymous said...

You can't do anything right. Why don't you quit complaining about him and quit acting like you are a perfect goddess?

Anonymous said...

You are a stupid, fucking, dumb, piece of shit cunt! Not only would I knock the rest of your teeth out, but I would ALWAYS fuck you in the ass, w/o lube, so I wouldn't even have to look at your fat ass bitch face! Why would anyone want to take care of YOUR FUCKING KIDS, and be treated like a fucking live in babysitter? I hope you get raped and your throat slashed in some dark alley! Have a nice day!!

Anonymous said...

Bitch

Anonymous said...

After reading your blog it is obvious that Phil needs to be more in-tune with your needs. Since you are recently married I would suggest that you use some mild violence to snap Phil up to par. I am not saying all the time, but he needs to be given a reality check to start getting it right! Although he sounds kind of mischievous (borderline cheater) for having a beer with his friends without your prior approval. Maybe Phil will begin to get it right, maybe not. If he has to go then he has to go. There are always more men out there willing to do more for you and your children and he should understand that.

Anonymous said...

they are your kids stop putting yourself before them men cant do everything you just sound like a stuck up spoiled bitch

Anonymous said...

Wow, I hope Phil kills your children, gets away with it, then wins the lottery.

Good luck living with yourself!

Cunt.

Anonymous said...

AHAHAHA WOW
You are a real jackass towards phil.
What a piece of spoiled white trash. No wonder your first husband left you.

Anonymous said...

You are a horrid fucking cunt i hope you choke on you own fucking ego psycho bitch your kids are ungrateful little bastards and i hope CPS takes them and throws them in a horrible home so they know how good they had it with phil i hope you die a horrible agonizing death getting gang raped by 4 very large black men with herpes and aids you are what i hate the most A HORRID CUNT DIE BITCH FUCK YOU CUNT

Anonymous said...

You need to clock him with something heavy. That would teach him to mind you.

Anonymous said...

Jesus Christ! You are the perfect example of why men should not get married. Did you read the shit you wrote before you posted it? If you did, didn't you see what a nasty, self absorbed bitch you are?

Anonymous said...

I'm in love!

Anonymous said...

i can't believe how much of a dumb bitch you sound like. marriage shouldn't force a husband or wife to spend 24/7 with their kids and spouse. everybody has babysitters. everybody has other friends. get over yourself. the world doesn't revolve around you.

Anonymous said...

Wow,

Super bitch is at it again!

Tara (Canada) said...

you define the word ignorant. You make all women look bad. As a mother I take pride in caring for my kids and feel my personal best when I know I have done my job properly. you are a selfish piece of trash. Women like you should not only be sterilized you should be lobotomized. I hope your man not only leaves you but takes your children away as well. You need help you hillbilly scum.

Anonymous said...

Self centered, selfish bitch. Yep, America is full of bitches like you, thus is why I'll never get married again. I was once married to a skank like you.

Helen Fehrenberg said...

wow, you sound absolutely horrible... your poor husband and what a terrible example you are setting for your children! I hope this guy grows some balls and gets the fuck out!! How about treating your partner with respect??

Anonymous said...

Oh my gnetle Jesus, you're hot. How open is open?

Do you think Phil would mine the kids while we slip awa to get to know one another some?

I love a take charge woman, I bet you would be a great cop! Are you like a Vp? or exec assistant?

I bet you watch COPS and A.M.W. right? Am I right?

Dang thats sooo hot.

I could make a new woman out of you sweetie, call me..?

Anonymous said...

I understand why your first husband knocked out your tooth. Maybe Phil should grow some balls and knock out another one for you.

Anonymous said...

I have met bigger, more obnoxious cunts in my life
but not many,
but karma works,
unfortunately, when "Phil" gets up the nerve to leave your skanky ass, or, more likely fuck around on you,
you'll moan to the world,
" what did i ever do to deserve that?"

Fuck you,
Fuck all women that think like you,
and fuck Phil
and all "men" that let you get away with it.

WADVPress said...

Whatta fucking cunt you are. You are the reason more and more men go without relationships. I need a person like you in my life like I need a root canal.

WADVPress
http://wadvpress.org

Anonymous said...

All I can say is WOW and SUPER CUNT

Anonymous said...

Mmmm...Outback!

Anonymous said...

She is right. Before I met my girl, I was always spending money on myself and hanging out with my friends. Then I met my girl and that all changed. Now, all my money goes towards her, and I fould out all my friends are assholes. Every single one of them tried to get with her. That's what she says anyway. Us men need to be whipped into shaped to please women

PeteP said...

I don't know how you put up with Phil. You have the patience of a saint.

Seriously, these other posters must lack the humor gene or something.

Anonymous said...

Let me guess how you got that tooth of yours knocked out? I'd bet your first husband beat your ass. I say that because you sound like a person that talks big on the internet but is a cowering insecure hick in real life. And you won't publish this post because I've hit the nail on the head.

Meade Skelton said...

Wow, Jocelyn you really opened up a can of worms with this. But it was an enjoying read, as always.

trog69 said...

Alls I know is, I'm waitin' in the wings, baby! Just lemme know when you get tired of ol' Phil, and I'll be right there to take care of you! Yeahyeahyeah, the kids too I guess.

"Sheesh, do they gotta stare at us while we eat? Mebbe you could close the drapes; make it more...intimate?"

trog69 said...

ARE YOU MISSING A FUCKING TOOTH???

The attempted insults are almost as humorous as the post.

Just curious. Did you have to wait at Outback? There's usually a line. That's why I always go to Waffle House when I want a great steak. For some reason there's never a line.

Sen. Coburn?

Doug said...

No guy with both nut's left would..hang on my wife needs me....I'll be right back....there..You are the biggest ball busting....excuse me for a sec whydoncha....OK I'm back, my goddamn wife made me walk all the way across the house to change channels on the tv and she could have touched the clicker with her foot. Where was I ..Ooooooo yes. If I was married to a bitch like you I ...wait...YES DEAR! BE RIGHT THERE! Christ, now she wants me to go buy her some tampons. That's where I draw the line. Tampons. I'll buy her feminine hygiene but I won't cater to her any more beyond that. Look I'll have to get back with you to tell you that there ain't enough pussy in he northern hemisphere to put up with your shit for one....Goddamn ...gotta go but when I get back I am gonna tell you what a pussy I think your old man is. I find his actions disgusting as a man and godDAMN I gotta go

trog69 said...

You tell her, Doug!

Anonymous said...

Joss
You are hilarious
Most people here have ZERO sense of humour, however, some of the comments are very funny in their own right.
Keep up the good work.

Anonymous said...

Omg you are not happy because THE ROSES HE GIVES YOU ARE NOT GOLD-DIPPED??!!! what a piece of shit you are.

your mother should have got an abortion, you human disgrace.

other than that, he MUST KNOW EVERYTHING'S IN YOUR HEAD. stupid fuck, how could he do that? if you just keep ur f**king mouth closed everytime, he won't know what you want.

you mean bitch.

Jeremy said...

I think some people need to grow a sense of humor. I found it very interesting and amusing.

Anonymous said...

awww. Jocelyn..once again I am crying while reading this. Not because you are a "super cunt" or a "bitch" but because I think you are my best friend you just don't know it yet! Hysterical. and the comments. more hysterical! Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Visiting SM said...

No one needs to worry about Phil. I've been taking very good care of his needs during his afternoons off. For those few hours he doesn't even think about it. ;)

Anonymous said...

You have a huge fucking gaping gap in your teeth and you are lucky to have a Phil in you're life. eat your fucking hot dog bitch you're already white trash enjoying an improperly served hot dog couldn't possibly make you seem like any more of a worthless ugly-child birthing human minge. Get off my Interwebz.

Anonymous said...

jesus lady what is he your slave you and your dumb fuck kids are spoiled silly phil sounds like a reasonable guy but you sound like a major bitch
maybe if your werent such a ignorant selfish fuck your kids would behave and you could keep a husband lol

Anonymous said...

You know I've never heard of a man in an abusive relationship until I read about you

Anonymous said...

wow you're such a fucking moron. seriously, grow up - you're the reason people hate america.

Anonymous said...

u hav teh ugli face

Anonymous said...

stfu n stay in the kitchen

trog69 said...

Are you guys talking about me? What the heck did I do? I don't understand why we can't all just hug and kiss and be really close friends, 'steada bein' mean like that!?

I'm not gay, but I will do ANYTHING if it means we will not call each other names, ok?

Anonymous said...

This is so perfect a picture of contentiousness.. under the mad 'excuse' of "I'm only kidding".

"better to dwell in the corner of a rooftop than in a wide house with a contentious woman"

Obviously she is laughing at herself a little... but what does he get out of this relationship? Maybe she should try to find the humor in that?

Women act like this and then wonder why they are alone!

I can't stand my married friends' wives. They nag and complain and correct. Noone can get a word into 'their world'. These guys are actually happy like that. More power to them! I could not stand it. I don't see any payoff.

Spoo Monkey said...

You are one butt ugly gap-tooth split-tail. If I were you, I'd suck your husbands cock real good, paying special attention to his balls and consider myself lucky to have the honor.

On another note. Anyone who shares this kind of personal nonsense over the internet deserves some kind of hideous accident involving broken bones and fire.

Kayla said...

You are a fucking BITCH!!! If i were Phil i would have dropped your ass awhile ago. You are a selfish cunt, you talk about him being selfish. Hes the one taking care of your kids so you can go waste money and eat breakfast every morning bc you dont wanna take care of your own kids! You have an attitude thats its you and your kids against the world? Bitch it would help if you actually took care of your own fucking kids instead of pauning them off on him. You really need to grow the fuck up you threw a hot dog on the ground bc it was on a piece of white bread instead of a hotdog bun. He was trying to do something nice for your fatass and thats what counts but you wanna be a fucking cunt and through it on the ground cuz it wasnt perfect im sure it would hurt your feelings if some one did that to you but your to damn selfish to do anything nice for some one else from what i see so you wouldnt know what it feels like. Its bad enough for you to treat him the way you do and then you wanna bad mouth him on the internet for everyone in the world to see! Your a great role model for your kids. NOT! I feel bad for your poor kids and your husband. Your a selfish CUNT! I dont believe in men hitting women but if i were Phil i wouldve beat the hell out of you by now! I hope you drop dead you stupid ass BITCH!

Anonymous said...

you sound as stupid as you look. but thats no suprise women generaly are idiots. thats why real men just take you for what you are. meat on the bone. when the dumb ass gets tired of sliding his cock in you he should move on, personally i've seen your picture and wouldn't do it but hey, he is probably some fat ass who never got laid.


good luck ya fuking lunatic!

Anonymous said...

I think I see why men are turning gay because of people like YOU! Puto Culo and who ever got with you just signed their death certificate.

Anonymous said...

This is by far one of the funniest posts I have read this morning. I can’t help but imagine that this part of a test study for research that you are conducting, or a character build up for a book. Either way, it’s straight up entertaining!

Anonymous said...

You named a defenseless child "Jailen?" ???

Anonymous said...

Bless your ex-husband. I know now why you were divorced. Do everyone a favor and go kill yourself.

Anonymous said...

I feel bad for your poor husband. It is women like you that dive us crazy. You want to know why we all of us men love to fall into the arms of a fantastic hooker....... You! And don’t cry and scream to the lawyer that you deserve all the money and the house wene we leave. What ever!

Peter Hates You said...

Wow! This made my day, I was about to have a shitty fuck ass day. Then I saw this and how ridiculous you and the dumb mother fuckers that support your inane housewife rambling are. Now I feel great! You all are a bunch of red neck teen mom assholes.

naliax said...

oh, wow. i can't believe people like you exist.

one, they're YOUR fucking kids. deal with them.
two, you're not pretty enough to be such a bitch.
and three, he has friends too. get a damn at-home spa kit for your feet. you sit at a desk. don't even complain.

Anonymous said...

Wow, you are pathetic and need a good psychoanalyst. Your not a princess you look like shit and well get a life. I hope he leaves your ass.

Anonymous said...

you should like a terrible person. you and the children against the world it is. that man needs to leave you, and your kids... whoo, well, lets just hope your genes end there.

Tiffany said...

Is anyone else getting the feeling Anonymous is the same bitter, lonely, BOY who keeps posting over and over and over again?

Piece of advice Anonymous: Take your tiny dick and fuck off.

It's not everyone womans fault that your mother touched you inappropriately and called it love.

There is nothing wrong with a womann wanting a husband who actually gives a fucking shit, and thats the reason you'll never be married. You're a lonely, bitter, blue-balled asshole with a baby dick.