Thursday, July 10

Rudeness at the Chipotle!

First of all, this one ain't about the employees. They my peoples. This is about the customers. Especially the rude ho who was in the line behind me. I'm lucky I'm not in a jail cell right now, 'cause that little skank nearly set me off! I'm so mad I gotta get this out before I can even eat my food!

Once per week on Thursday, one of us in the office has to go out to pick up lunch for everyone. It's my turn, so I decided on Chipotle, since it's nice and quick. I had everyone email their orders into my Blackberry, and I went around and collected up all the money.

I headed up into the Chipotle around 12:10, and luckily there were only three people in line. They moved through pretty quick. I warned the order taker guy that I had a bunch of orders, and he said go ahead.

As I went through the first few I realized how specific they were in their emails about what they wanted. That's a pain because you gotta deal with the tortilla guy, then the girl who adds in the fillings. Also, it took me a while because I had to click on each emailed order one at a time to read it out to them.

Somewhere around the 12th order I heard the girl behind me let out a big sigh. I glared at her and said "I'm sorry!". But that wasn't good enough. She was like, "Y'know, you coulda just faxed that order in!". I said, "I didn't feel like it, bitch, so fall back!". I must have yelled because the chihuahua she had in her tote bag suddenly popped his head out and growled at me.

So I turned my back on her and continued with my last 6 orders. The line was growing, but at least I was almost done. Then we got up to the register and I realized that I hadn't ordered for myself. By now there was a line of about 20 people, but what can I do about it? I gotta eat!

I had the guy at the register get them to make me up a burrito, and he did, but it must have confused him because he rang up some of my stuff wrong. Also, I needed a few orders of salsa and chips. They put everything in boxes for me, and the supervisor came over to help him ring it up. I counted out all the cash, but was short, so I just paid with my credit card.

As I was leaving the register I turned to notice that everyone in the line was staring at me. These punks got they arms crossed and everything! I said, "Smile, assholes! Jesus loves y'all!" and stormed out the door with my boxes. Goddamn, I hate impatient people!

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's kinda rude to place 19 orders at lunch time, especially if you can call them in. I would have been pissed off at you and if you think about it I think you would have been pissed off at yourself if you had to wait in line for 19 orders from one person. Learn some manners, proper grammar, and some patience yourself.

You were the problem not the girl behind you.

Bagher said...

You are an idiot, not everyone has 20 minutes to wait for your ass to place a ton of orders. Next time fax it in.

Hari Seldon said...

OMG Jocelyn, you are absolutely right! Everyone is a pain in the ass but you! Of course you have the RIGHT to ask for 19 orders in the most inefficient way possible, while 20 other people wait in line. Don't they know they have to shift their schedule and wait hungry in line while you place your orders? I mean, what is wrong with these people? The world revolves around you. You are right, and they are wrong!

Anonymous said...

i bet you vote for mccain too you dumb bitch

Anonymous said...

you're lucky you didn't get punched in the cunt by some other woman on line.

what you could've done is written down the order, left it there for them to prepare it, so as to not hold up the line, maybe have an iced tea while they prepare it, and have some fucking patience.
You think the world rotates around you probably

Anonymous said...

Y'ALLS BETTER BACK ON OFF MY EX-LADY.....SHE'S CAN ORDER ALL SHE'S WANTS ANYMORE, SO IF Y'ALLS LIKE YOUR PERTY FRONT CHOPPERS Y'ALLS BETTER JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP...I WILL WHIP YOU WITH A MOTORBIKE CHAIN IF Y'ALLS DONT JUST WALK AWAY RIGHT NOW...

Lantern Bearer said...

Dayum! Ain't you got a Hardies by where you work?

Of course you picked the wrong day to leave your fararm locked in the pickup.

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
Y'ALLS BETTER BACK ON OFF MY EX-LADY.....SHE'S CAN ORDER ALL SHE'S WANTS ANYMORE, SO IF Y'ALLS LIKE YOUR PERTY FRONT CHOPPERS Y'ALLS BETTER JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP...I WILL WHIP YOU WITH A MOTORBIKE CHAIN IF Y'ALLS DONT JUST WALK AWAY RIGHT NOW..."

Honest to god, so fucking funny. And you probably wonder why people think your a toothless, no life, no morals skanky bitch. the above quote is just awesome, it completely relays to me what sort of shitty, fucked up American wonderland you live in. No doubt this will be answered by some more redneck ridiculousness, but hey, thats you all day isnt it ?

Anonymous said...

You're a bigot. If I was in line behind you, I would have tripped you on the way out. I hate people like you. Everyone had a reason to be mad at you. Learn some manners.

Anonymous said...

Lady, you live in some fucked up, ass backwards world. You're the asshole in this story whether you want to believe it or not.

Anonymous said...

ORDER-WHORE

Anonymous said...

It is all crystal clear now as to why your husband left you. I like the cunt punch comment someone else left earlier. Uppercut!!!

Anonymous said...

Fucking hell you're stupid, I'm sure they all smiled that knowing Jesus loves them but he thinks you're a fucking cunt.
Spoiler: He's not coming back to tell you that.

Reckless said...

You sound like a fuckwit.
The Blackberry alone was enough to convince me. The Jesus comment clinched it.
Selfish, thoughtless bitch.

Blackberry this! said...

Back off, haters.

What, if the little princess and her fucking doggy-woggy get there and see 20 people ahead of her she gets to go to the front?

Ms. Testes-Harder was actually saving the planet by using one car instead of 20 people driving over, each with a car. As well as we live in a paperless world, people, whats with the fax machine antiquity?

To the commenter who whined about the Blackberry, clearly you ain't as advanced as we are down south... you some kinda yankee or sumpthin?

love you, J.

Anonymous said...

20 orders in line or in person would take just as long. Each person that emailed her is a customer as well.

I worked in foodservice for 20 years and there is NO right way to put an order in for twenty people at the last second.

You simply needed twenty burritos.

You ordered them.

If people don't want to wait in line, they shouldn't go out.

Anonymous said...

They had a right to be rude to you. You need to pull your head out of your fat ass and realize that there are other people in the world besides you. If you had that many orders you should have called / faxed them in advance. However the only person that matters to you is yourself, so you tried to blame your stupidity on someone else.

Anonymous said...

I hate people like you. Next time call it in or fax it, out of respect for others. Some people (most people) get a limited amount of time for lunch. They don't need some scumbag like yourself limiting their break because of the hold up. I would have spit in your face as you walked by me if I was in line behind you. God Bless you piece of crap

Anonymous said...

haha! This is hysterical! Jocelyn- can we be friends?

CPLamb said...

Jocelyn, when are you coming to our town? Santa Cruz needs some of your Southern sensibilities. I'll hook you up with a nice trailer next to my crack buddy, John.
Great stuff,
CPL

Anonymous said...

Your full of shit, if you still deny you were wrong for that. Fuckin mud duck.

Anonymous said...

rofl! i was with you on the story bout her being a bitch for eyeballing you for ordering food, i mean everyones gotta order food and if you got a big order what else can you do about it right? but then the chick said you can fax it in. any reasonable person would go 'oh wow i didnt think of that ill have to remember next time' but no you flip her shit, call her a bitch, because shes the one wasting 20 other peoples time just because 'she felt like it' right? rofl, doll, jesus sure loves everyone, but its people like you that make him happy for karma.

Skunk-A-Rific Computers said...

Jocelyn, what you did rudely was use your plastic to pay them. As you know, that money has NO VALUE. You SHOULD HAVE paid in pennies. Hard metal. You got value in the food, they should get REAL MONEY in trade, don't you agree? And to be truly just, you could check each and every one for some really collectible wheat pennies.

Anonymous said...

Jocelyn, I love you

FoodieBear said...

It just doesnt get much better than this.. you just made my night!! You rock!!

Anonymous said...

I would have followed you out to the parking lot and pushed you and your food over. Always e-mail or fax those types of orders in!

Anonymous said...

You are a shining example of why southerners should not be permitted to vote.

Fool For Ya said...

Joc Teste you dirty little whore. What a pleasure it would be to make you a well-sauced burrito, stuffed with a dirty athletic sock and a crudely scrawled love note. While you gag on the carefully selected fillins, Chipotle's finest escorts you to the public restroom for a lesson in the 'mexican' definition of customer service. Heritage Pork!

Anonymous said...

Wow I hate you. What you did was bad, but not the worst thing in the world. The post you made and the way you framed this situation... that is the worst thing in the world. Writing/speaking in the southern dialect makes you sound dumb. Because you are dumb. FU

Anonymous said...

Wow, Jocelyn I would absolutely have went off on you if I was in that line.
A) You could have compiled all the emailed orders into one list on one piece of paper.
B) While you had that list all on one piece of paper you could have faxed that on over. Most businesses have a fax machine, and even if you don't there are programs on the internet that would allow you to fax a word file over.
C) Lacking faxing over the list you would then have been able to hand it to the workers upon arrival making your entire trip take less time & not inconveniencing other people.

I'm sure that there's more to be added, but I'll leave you with this thought. Some people only have 30 minutes for lunch, and when someone is taking that long in the line ahead of them that lunch time goes right out the window. And if they're late then it's a write up and possible job discipline. So the next time you go out for food why not think a little and plan ahead some so as to be courteous to all those around you.

Anonymous said...

Just wanted to let you all know...

https://order.chipotle.com/

You can order with out a fax.

Anonymous said...

You tell those assholes just waiting to get their food! They should really learn their places.. What the fuck were they thinking complaining? *boggle*

Anonymous said...

You go girl! What the fuck difference does it make to those fuckwads behind you whether it's one person with 20 orders or 20 people with one order? Yo money's as good as theirs. Next time you should key their cars on the way out.

Anonymous said...

That's what phones are for. You see, one can call Chipotle, and many other restaurants, ahead of time with big orders so that you don't completely waste other people's lunch hours with your rambling 19x super-specific burrito orders. Go forth and be stupid & inconsiderate no more.

Anonymous said...

you Jocelyn are truly an inconsiderate and idiotic person.

Sam said...

You are a white trash piece of shit and need to realize that most people you encounter on a day to day basis loathe you. You are the scum of this nation, you have no style or class whatsoever, and quite frankly I'm surprised you're employed at all.