Monday, June 16

This is why I'm hot!

Mother Leaves Children In Hot Car To Read Magazines In Supermarket

Y'all pay attention. You can't just leave your kids in the daytime heat during the summer. It'll kill them. Same goes for dogs. That's why I only leave my kids in the minivan at night, when I'm drinking. And I park the van behind the bar, so nobody can hear them crying and carrying on! Also, I tell them to hide under some of the rubbish in the back seat.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are you for real? Seriously. If half of what you are blogging about is true then I am surprised that you are not in jail and that your children haven't been taken by social services. If you are, as I suspect, being sarcastic and having fun with fiction then you should keep writing. There's a market for your humor - the same people who think "Joe Dirt" is a good movie may be interested in reading more.

Anonymous said...

YOU ARE A COMPLETE WASTE OF SPACE.LOSER!!!!