Y'all pay attention. You can't just leave your kids in the daytime heat during the summer. It'll kill them. Same goes for dogs. That's why I only leave my kids in the minivan at night, when I'm drinking. And I park the van behind the bar, so nobody can hear them crying and carrying on! Also, I tell them to hide under some of the rubbish in the back seat.
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Are you for real? Seriously. If half of what you are blogging about is true then I am surprised that you are not in jail and that your children haven't been taken by social services. If you are, as I suspect, being sarcastic and having fun with fiction then you should keep writing. There's a market for your humor - the same people who think "Joe Dirt" is a good movie may be interested in reading more.
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